❝ Ima real nigga, YOU’LL BRING THE JAMAICA QUEENS OUTTA ME. I’ll go to jail and fuck a nigga in the ass, I DONT REALLY GIVE A FUCK NIGGA. I GO HARD SON, fuck with me if you want to, cuz I’ll beat your ass. If you got a gun shoot me!!! I WANNA GET SHOT. I MIGHT DRIVE TO NEWARK JUST TO GET CLAPPED. I WANNA FEEL BLOOD LEAKIN OUTTA ME. ❞
Confused White Dude

this about right, right now.

Goulish is ass cheeks

lovethyhippie:

tumboner:

judging gorilla

That’s still the funniest GIF ever

LMAO

almost choked on my iced tea.

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haitianprophet:

I won’t front, I’m looking forward to whupping my kids ass’.These little niggas will never ever ever be under the impression that they can curse me or their mother out & still have the ability to walk. Word, fuck me? Bet you won’t be saying that when you asking me to stop.

“No johnny, you have to be good or else no TV for the rest of the week”

The “fuck you mom” tag need a collective whoopin.

I speak creole like an oldhead, but I can’t write that shit to save my life.

❝ I dare you ❞
mom

nyeeeeaaaah:

I remember one time my mom told my dad to beat my ass so he took me in the back and pretended to do it and told me to look sad

But when I walked out the room my mom was standing at the door and punched me in the throat